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cock trails 

residue left on the bed sheets from the male genetalia immediately following vaginal intercourse. Thus leaving detectible "trails".
I know you had sex on my bed because you left cock trails all over the sheets.
cock trails by ammilent April 6, 2007
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Drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's Swimming Pool

A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!
Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?

Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!

Virtual cocktails 

having drinks with friends, via the phone.
Since we can't meet for drinks because we live in different states, we regularly have virtual cocktails.
Virtual cocktails by LDog and Court G February 23, 2009

Cocktails 

Very fun to learn. Cocktails will bring our your creativity. Traniing yourself on how to make all the drinks will train you how to serve instead of wasting your life away wishing you could be someone on Instagram
Buying a Cocktail at the Bar won't make you happy, but making Cocktails will
Cocktails by Happy Christian April 10, 2023

Cocktails 

Drinks made for the feminine kind and should not be consumed by guys or they will be - just like creatures that do not resemble anything on Earth so we call them, creatures of the 3rd kind.

Cocktails are restricted to only females to consume whom randy males will find attractive because they are sexy and drinking a coctail in a very suggestive "V" shaped glass.
wingman: she looks hot drinking that drink, for some reason I want her....
me: that's the power of the female form drinking cocktails from a very suggestive V shaped glass
Cocktails by He was born that way December 12, 2011

Molotov Cocktails 

Proper shit band from Scarborough, often suck each other off in Murrays Music Bar toilets.
Jared Williams and his band of moto-cocks
Molotov Cocktails by Matt Herbert February 23, 2005

Cocktrail 

That spotted line of semen (cum) you leave on, but is not limited to your boxers, pants, sheets or any other garment or piece of fabric you own.

Other possibilities inclube shirts, panties, dresses, or assorted garments.
Captain Kirk: Dude, I left such a mad cocktrail on Uhura's uniform last night.

Spock: Sick, Jim.
Cocktrail by Kidbash November 29, 2009
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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