cock trails

residue left on the bed sheets from the male genetalia immediately following vaginal intercourse. Thus leaving detectible "trails".

I know you had sex on my bed because you left cock trails all over the sheets.

by ammilent April 6, 2007

Drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's Swimming Pool

A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!

Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?

Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!

by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009

Virtual cocktails

having drinks with friends, via the phone.

Since we can't meet for drinks because we live in different states, we regularly have virtual cocktails.

by LDog and Court G February 23, 2009

Cocktails

Very fun to learn. Cocktails will bring our your creativity. Traniing yourself on how to make all the drinks will train you how to serve instead of wasting your life away wishing you could be someone on Instagram

Buying a Cocktail at the Bar won't make you happy, but making Cocktails will

by Happy Christian April 10, 2023

Cocktails

Drinks made for the feminine kind and should not be consumed by guys or they will be - just like creatures that do not resemble anything on Earth so we call them, creatures of the 3rd kind.

Cocktails are restricted to only females to consume whom randy males will find attractive because they are sexy and drinking a coctail in a very suggestive "V" shaped glass.

wingman: she looks hot drinking that drink, for some reason I want her....
me: that's the power of the female form drinking cocktails from a very suggestive V shaped glass

by He was born that way December 12, 2011

Molotov Cocktails

Proper shit band from Scarborough, often suck each other off in Murrays Music Bar toilets.

Jared Williams and his band of moto-cocks

by Matt Herbert February 23, 2005

Cocktrail

That spotted line of semen (cum) you leave on, but is not limited to your boxers, pants, sheets or any other garment or piece of fabric you own.

Other possibilities inclube shirts, panties, dresses, or assorted garments.

Captain Kirk: Dude, I left such a mad cocktrail on Uhura's uniform last night.

Spock: Sick, Jim.

by Kidbash November 29, 2009