cock tale 

A tale a guy tells to a guy about how they got laid where it happened who it was with what time they did it.

Ron: Hey did I tell you about how i got Jessica?
Tim: Dude I already heard this cock tale a million times!

cock tale by jakerater July 16, 2007

Cocktales 

A Song by Too $hort about all the girls, bitches, girlfriends, hos, whores, groupies, etc he has

Cocktales the song rules.
it's on Short Dogg's "Cocktails" CD

Cocktales by lil pimpin' June 19, 2006

cocktale 

Sharing tales of getting tail: a recount of promiscuous encounter with the opposite sex. The stories may be funny, but they also tend to be quite embarrassing.

Friend: Dude, tell me about your cocktale last night!
Cocktale Sharer: Bro, it was awful. First, I couldn't figure out how to un-do her bra. Then, we were walked in on twice! Worst night ever!

cocktale by cocktaler January 2, 2011

cocktale 

A sot's wildly exaggerated personal account of an alleged sexual romp, spun repeatedly (with additional embellishments) to a slobbering posse of sex-deprived losers.

Uh-oh, Frank just knocked over his drink reaching into his wallet for a prop condom. Looks like he's about to spill another cocktale.

cocktale by loincloth January 12, 2008

Cocktale 

A Pre-Mixed THINK to 'consume'. A powerful 'Tool' of THe* Right-Wing Narrative Constraction*.

FIIRE-up an Ad Campain, PIN a Cocktale on it, 'Name' a Cocktail after it and call it Pregress*.

Cocktale by PartisanZ June 19, 2022