cock table

A device that is able to consume a cock and/or envelop a cock. Normally used for masturbation or intense homoerotic intercourse.

That girl Kelsey sure is a cock table. I went right into her and she didn't even notice!

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

table cock

A table with dildo drilled into it were female can have a relaxing seat

I made my girl a table cock for christmas

by bigman7224 January 4, 2014

cocktable

mixture of a cock and a table, very common in north dakota

thats a very nice cocktable

by cocktableman August 25, 2009

cocktailed

The equivilent of getting served, but with alcohol involved in some way.

Steve: I got so fucking wasted last night
Tim: Yeah man you got cocktailed

by Jour-Hadique December 28, 2005

Cockabler

A cockabler is one who is actively trying to get his buddies laid. The opposite of a cock-blocker.

"Yeah, I hooked up with that chick that Cole set me up with. I love that guy, he is such a cockabler."

by Matty VB January 23, 2009

Cockable

When one has reached full cockness, it is almost liking reaching nirvana, but better.

Thanks for the food, your cockable man!

by sturvc March 15, 2021

cockable

worthy of being cocked/sexed

Damn, with that booty, she's hella cockable.

by Richie W October 21, 2003