cock straddler

1)One who only has sex on top.
2)Another way of calling someone a homosexual

person 1)That kid is always on my nerves.
person 2)Yeah you can really tell he's going to grow up to be a cock straddler.

by Steven and the full effect November 12, 2007

cock strangler

A really tight pair of jeans that strangles your cock to the point where it almost cuts off circulation

I can't believe that Jessica made him buy those cock stranglers. I bet his cock is dying.

by Bigmini February 25, 2008

cock swaddler

A perjorative term used to describe a man who touches himself far more than he ought.

Mother:For crying out loud, Jacob is playing with himself again.

Father: that boys needs to take his hand off it, he's turning into a real cock swaddler!

by The Padre October 17, 2009

cock strangler

a really scary woman who, although she is extremely hot, you know you wouldnt like to do because she might break something. If your into that stuff though, i guess she can be quite fun

'Oh my god! Its a cock strangler!!! She's like that woman from goldeneye, that makes me so horny, do you really think thighs can do that?'

by rawg the dawg February 17, 2006

cock swaddler

One who has such soft and full lips that while giving a blowjob, the penis-or cock-is completely engulfed by the lips and mouth providing an array of pleasures for the one receiving the oral.

That woman man, the other night she gave me incredible head, she is such a cock swaddler.

by dali2323 September 28, 2010

Cock Swaddler

One who greatly enjoys the delicate handling of either their own or someone else's cock. Commonly members of the Steeler nation, they will swaddle some meat any time, any where, any way they possibly can.

That dude is such a cock swaddler, I swear he handles at least 3 a day. Probably 10 when the Steelers win a game.

by Cbelott91 October 1, 2018