cock spangler 

an individual who frequently masturbates.

ever since joe couldnt find any little kids to fuck up the ass, hes become a real cock spangler.

cock spangler by phjls83 July 31, 2003

Cock Spangled Cankle 

When an individual with a penis performs a handstand and walks on their hands towards the receiver and inserts their hard rod in the receivers anus. Afterwards they wrap a hand around each of the receivers ankles while the American National Anthem plays.

Yo dude I was with Sarah last night and she couldn't stop Cumming when I hit her with the cock spangled cankle.

Cock Spangled Cankle by Spudlover#226 September 10, 2024

cockspangle 

Someone at the lower end of the intelligence spectrum, prone to making stupid remarks and assertions either in person or often online.

Only an absolute cockspangle would think Nigel Farage should be a Member of Parliament.

cockspangle by Wighteggy August 7, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022