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cock or ball

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A new game thats sweeping the streets. It involves a man revealing part of his genetalia to a friend and asking them whether he's showing cock or ball. Known techniques to confuse your opponent include "stacking" and the "fold over."
Hey Tom, wanna play cock or ball?

Ok

Well...?

Hmmm...ball

No mate, I've confused you using the "fold over"
cock or ball by very_ape January 22, 2006
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Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? 

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Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? is a game created by Craig James's dad, he use to play it with him when he was young, the aim of the game is when you are in your pajamas and you were playing the game you would say
"Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" then the other person has to guess if you are showing a piece of your ball or your cock.

You take it in turns and it is a best of three.

Craig James has been playing this with his dad for 20 years and is proud to live in a large village called Milnthorpe.
Craig James was playing the daily game of Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? with his dad, craig grabbed at his crotch and said to his dad "Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" Sadly his manhood is so small his dad couldn't tell and when he grabbed his cock his dad thought it was his ball. Craig James has a micro penis.

Cock or balls 

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To carry this was action out, one simply has to start singing international Cock or Balls.
After which someone has to grab there junk and try to disguise either there ole dick or baw sacks, and everyone else must stare and study what there showing and decide weather it's there cock or there baws. After which the lad will show what it was.
Tiny: Awright pagey shall we get a game going?
Pagey: how about INTERNATIONAL COCK OR BALLS, INTERNATIONAL COCK OR BALLS.
Tiny: awright then here we go, what have we here?
Pagey: After careful studying I reckon that's your ole baws!
Tiny: sorry my man that's actually my shaft! Easily mistaken for my big ole bollocks
Cock or balls by Tiny scrotum August 14, 2021

Cock and/or Balls 

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You are undecided/ willing to settle for whatever. Everything sounds fine to you.
-Should we go to five guys, taco bell, or the new pizza place?
-Cock and/or balls man...
Cock and/or Balls by Sully van April 20, 2022
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