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Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? 

Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? is a game created by Craig James's dad, he use to play it with him when he was young, the aim of the game is when you are in your pajamas and you were playing the game you would say
"Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" then the other person has to guess if you are showing a piece of your ball or your cock.

You take it in turns and it is a best of three.

Craig James has been playing this with his dad for 20 years and is proud to live in a large village called Milnthorpe.
Craig James was playing the daily game of Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? with his dad, craig grabbed at his crotch and said to his dad "Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" Sadly his manhood is so small his dad couldn't tell and when he grabbed his cock his dad thought it was his ball. Craig James has a micro penis.

Cock or balls 

To carry this was action out, one simply has to start singing international Cock or Balls.
After which someone has to grab there junk and try to disguise either there ole dick or baw sacks, and everyone else must stare and study what there showing and decide weather it's there cock or there baws. After which the lad will show what it was.
Tiny: Awright pagey shall we get a game going?
Pagey: how about INTERNATIONAL COCK OR BALLS, INTERNATIONAL COCK OR BALLS.
Tiny: awright then here we go, what have we here?
Pagey: After careful studying I reckon that's your ole baws!
Tiny: sorry my man that's actually my shaft! Easily mistaken for my big ole bollocks
Cock or balls by Tiny scrotum August 14, 2021

Cock and/or Balls 

You are undecided/ willing to settle for whatever. Everything sounds fine to you.
-Should we go to five guys, taco bell, or the new pizza place?
-Cock and/or balls man...
Cock and/or Balls by Sully van April 20, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004