Definitions by very_ape

cock or ball

A new game thats sweeping the streets. It involves a man revealing part of his genetalia to a friend and asking them whether he's showing cock or ball. Known techniques to confuse your opponent include "stacking" and the "fold over."

Hey Tom, wanna play cock or ball?

Ok

Well...?

Hmmm...ball

No mate, I've confused you using the "fold over"

cock or ball by very_ape January 22, 2006

shunt and a grunt 

The act of going for a pooh. The fact that it will be accompanied by a grunt raises the presumption that this will be a big pooh.

Phew, I'd give it a good 10 minutes before you follow me into the toilet. I've just had a shunt and a grunt.

shunt and a grunt by very_ape January 22, 2006

huff and a puff 

A variant of going for a shunt and a grunt. Arguably less obnoxious, but more of a toolish way of saying it.

Hey guys, Tom just said he's going for a huff and a puff. I think he meant to say shunt and a grunt!

huff and a puff by very_ape January 22, 2006

gash machine 

The place where one takes out money on a night out into town where one intends on pulling some mingers or simply having an inevitably crap night

I'd better get some money out from the gash machine..it's going to be one of those nights

gash machine by very_ape January 18, 2006

yersen 

The Midlands (espec. Mansfield area) inbreds' equivalent of the word 'yourself'

Bugger that Melvin, I'm not cleaning it, you'll have to do it yersen

yersen by very_ape May 13, 2005

guff 

What the Queen might say were someone in her vicintiy to break wind

Oh my! I do believe someone may have guffed

guff by very_ape February 13, 2005

bugger grips 

Dickensianesque side burns upon which a homosexual advancing from the rear could in theory cling on to in order to gain purchase when doing the deed

Quentin is sporting some marvellous bugger grips these days

bugger grips by very_ape February 10, 2005