7 definitions by very_ape
The act of going for a pooh. The fact that it will be accompanied by a grunt raises the presumption that this will be a big pooh.
Phew, I'd give it a good 10 minutes before you follow me into the toilet. I've just had a shunt and a grunt.
by very_ape January 22, 2006
A new game thats sweeping the streets. It involves a man revealing part of his genetalia to a friend and asking them whether he's showing cock or ball. Known techniques to confuse your opponent include "stacking" and the "fold over."
Hey Tom, wanna play cock or ball?
Ok
Well...?
Hmmm...ball
No mate, I've confused you using the "fold over"
Ok
Well...?
Hmmm...ball
No mate, I've confused you using the "fold over"
by very_ape January 22, 2006
A variant of going for a shunt and a grunt. Arguably less obnoxious, but more of a toolish way of saying it.
Hey guys, Tom just said he's going for a huff and a puff. I think he meant to say shunt and a grunt!
by very_ape January 22, 2006
The place where one takes out money on a night out into town where one intends on pulling some mingers or simply having an inevitably crap night
by very_ape January 18, 2006
Dickensianesque side burns upon which a homosexual advancing from the rear could in theory cling on to in order to gain purchase when doing the deed
by very_ape February 11, 2005
by very_ape February 13, 2005
by very_ape February 16, 2005