A new game thats sweeping the streets. It involves a man revealing part of his genetalia to a friend and asking them whether he's showing cock or ball. Known techniques to confuse your opponent include "stacking" and the "fold over."
Hey Tom, wanna play cock or ball?
No mate, I've confused you using the "fold over"
Dickensianesque side burns upon which a homosexual advancing from the rear could in theory cling on to in order to gain purchase when doing the deed
Quentin is sporting some marvellous bugger grips these days
The act of going for a pooh. The fact that it will be accompanied by a grunt raises the presumption that this will be a big pooh.
Phew, I'd give it a good 10 minutes before you follow me into the toilet. I've just had a shunt and a grunt.
The place where one takes out money on a night out into town where one intends on pulling some mingers
or simply having an inevitably crap night
I'd better get some money out from the gash machine..it's going to be one of those nights
The Midlands (espec. Mansfield area) inbreds' equivalent of the word 'yourself'
Bugger that Melvin, I'm not cleaning it, you'll have to do it yersen
A variant of going for a shunt and a grunt
. Arguably less obnoxious, but more of a toolish way of saying it.
Hey guys, Tom just said he's going for a huff and a puff. I think he meant to say shunt and a grunt!
What the Queen might say were someone in her vicintiy to break wind
Oh my! I do believe someone may have guffed