cock nobber
one who nobs cock. an insult inferring that a person is a homosexual and/or just a cocksucking assface.
cock nobber by rayman April 5, 2005
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cock nobbler
Cock nobbler. (adjective), (a cock sucker or wannabe cock sucker, i.e. bad driver must be distracted sucking cock)
San Jose slang for a terrible driver who in traffic insists on honking his horn when he or she knows there are five cars in front of him or her and the light ahead is red, like it will turn faster.
San Jose slang for a terrible driver who in traffic insists on honking his horn when he or she knows there are five cars in front of him or her and the light ahead is red, like it will turn faster.
To be one of these jerk drivers one must assume he or she is not actually getting head but just being a bad driver.
This implies the reason his or her horn is 'broken' is he is getting a finger job from his hand while he waits and is hitting the wheel, or in some cases, his carpool assistant is sucking him off.
Why is that idiot in the blue Camry honking when there are ten cars in front of us?
Maybe the cock nobbler has discovered his hand again.
This implies the reason his or her horn is 'broken' is he is getting a finger job from his hand while he waits and is hitting the wheel, or in some cases, his carpool assistant is sucking him off.
Why is that idiot in the blue Camry honking when there are ten cars in front of us?
Maybe the cock nobbler has discovered his hand again.
cock nobbler by zickhyt June 18, 2011
Cockjobber
The name for a guy with a small penis that you bring to a MMF threesome in order to make your package look larger.
Cockjobber by Faulken April 24, 2011
Cockrobber
That cockrobber! I hope my insurance will pay for my new penis.
The cockrobber stole the man's penis while he was watching "Friends."
God! Pete is whipped! His girlfriend is a real cockrobber...figuratively!
The cockrobber stole the man's penis while he was watching "Friends."
God! Pete is whipped! His girlfriend is a real cockrobber...figuratively!
Cockrobber by The Charles October 28, 2003
cockjobbery
Noun: the act of saying something extremely silly. Taken from the term cock job.
Also can be said as knobjockery.
Also can be said as knobjockery.
cockjobbery by Nickhasl55 May 20, 2008
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