cock mobster 

noun: any person who cant live without being penetrated by a cock every single day. it is highly likely that this person would be labelled by society as a skank.

"We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a cock.
But it wasn't a cock,
It was a cock mobster!!!"
(B-52's)

Dave: "The cock mobster i mail-ordered from Iceland came with a predisposed case of gona-herpa-tita-warts! soooooo not cool, man..."

cock mobster by the storm drains May 19, 2009

cock mobster 

one who rules, by the cock for the cock to benifit the cock - hence, in the mob of cokcs, the head cock, with balls.

THe cock mobster commanded the attention of the crowd, drawing the hearts and minds minds in the midst of the confusion of war on government.

cock mobster by John "Cock Mobster" Dickknight October 11, 2003

cock mobster 

(n.) A typically derogatory term for a male homosexual.

Yo, dat cat is a cock mobster fo real, dawg!

cock mobster by CrunkDawg June 2, 2003

Cock-Monster 

A chick who loves to suck cock. More than anything. She is usually very talented at it from having lots of practice.

Man I was with a real Cock-Monster last night. She gobbled it down like nothing I've ever had before.

Cock-Monster by moonstar73 October 5, 2006

cock monster 

(Noun) A whore that craves the cock. She loves to rub it, suck it, and feel it in her. Also loves the feel of your jizz on her bare skin.

Dude, look at that rare corn fed cum guzzeling, dumpster diving North Easter NC variety of the cock monster. She loves the wang.

cock monster by Ali T April 8, 2003

Original Cock Monster 

Somebody who is a true, grade 'A' dickhead. This is the type of person that'll ruin your day if you even look at them. You usually see these types of people bitching and complaining about actions people have done to them throughout the day.

Original Cock Monster - "Oh my goodness! Yet again Eric has to go ahead and ruin my day. He throws paper balls at me and everything! I don't even want to go near him!"

Friend of OCM - "Goodness dude! Stop being such an original cock monster, you're just as bad as Eric is!"

Original Cock Monster by Seiko The Neko May 1, 2015

Cock Monster Truck 

What is typically said if something very outlandish happens. Often used when large amounts of alcohol are being consumed. Can result in a "spit-take" (one spitting out their beverage because of laughter) if used at an opportune time. This term is a play on words. Taking the term cock monster and the beloved American sport of Monster Trucking.

When playing poker and one realizes that his straight flush has been beaten by a royal flush.

"Cock Monster Truck!!!!" "That just did not fucking happen!"

Cock Monster Truck by The M Theory February 2, 2010