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1: to pound one with the weiner of a male in the canooter of a female.
cock me by terence f January 11, 2008
When a girl wants a boy's BBC inside her.
"Cock me!", she moaned as she squat down
cock me by Cheese, 1v1 Me December 7, 2021

cock me off 

being a jerk to..making fun of
Oh my god did that guy just cock me off
cock me off by scottygirl February 18, 2010

cock me thick 

When someone horny implies that they need a thick cock in order to be satisfied.
In a gay adult chatroom:

Jim: Any brothers up for some fun?
top_nigga: yo.. what you up to?
Jim: looking for some delicious dark meat... you think you can cock me thick?
top_nigga: depends... how thick?
jim: wrist thick maybe or more?
top_nigga: damn you gaper!!! I aint no horse here... maybe 7" girth... that I can provide..
cock me thick by jimissobored January 4, 2015

Cock Me Burger 

When youre face fuckin a bitch wit braces, n she tears yo dick up into a bloody, fleshy, semen filled ground beef.
Homie: bro my bitch gave me that cock me burger!

Me: that prolly hurt!

Homie: it did… a lot…
Cock Me Burger by CashMoneyK420 February 11, 2023

cock me doodle brick 

basically it means like fuck me. idk how just stop reading, get that into your head and go
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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