cock loogie

When an ill male’s phlem mixes with his baby batter creating an even thicker, stickier, and sort of greenish cum that is blasted out when he sneezes.

Yoel came down with a bad case of the sniffles and when grandma brought him some tissues for that drippy nose he sneezed and hawked a fat cock loogie right in her old lady eye.

cock loogie by ElongD69 May 11, 2018

Cock Loogie

The substance that is excreted from a male's ejaculation.

Sammie: Mickey was pegging me so hard that when he pulled out I looked to see why and a cock loogie hit me right in the eye!
Jeannie: oh my gosh! My boyfriend normally puts his cock loogies into his dirty socks.

Cock Loogie by REALST8R October 14, 2020

Cock Loogie

The substance that is excreted from a male's ejaculation.

Sammie: Mickey was pegging me so hard that when he pulled out I looked to see why and a cock loogie hit me right in the eye!
Jeannie: oh my gosh! My boyfriend normally puts his cock loogies into his dirty socks.

Cock Loogie by REALST8R October 14, 2020

Cock A Loogie

The act of hocking a loogie, only out of your cock. (In other words, for a male to have an orgasm.) Although "cock a loogie" can be used in any situation which involves ejaculation, if one were to be specific in the definition, then it would describe an ejaculation that is rocketed out of the urethra, but does not have the volume to be considered a jizz stream. Other tenses include: cocking a loogie, cocked a loogie, cocks a loogie

Jeez, Sally, if you keep it up like that I think I'm going to cock a loogie!

Sorry, I can't come to the phone right now, I'mn cocking a loogie on your mom right now. Please leave a message and kiss my ass.

Boy: Whay aren't you talking to me?
Girl: Because you cocked a loogie in my eye last night!

Twelve bucks Jimmy cocks a loogie in the first two minutes.

Cock A Loogie by Zack E. December 11, 2008

Cock-lougie  

For a male to ejaculate on someone or something.

I am going to hock a cock-lougie on your face.

Cock-lougie by DuckyMN April 15, 2009

Cockloogies 

Some may call it ball phlegm, but really, it's that sweet babymaking sauce that gets fired onto and into women during lovemaking.

I totally fired cockloogies all over my girl's rack tonight.

Cockloogies by Megatron's Backup February 20, 2013

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005