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When an ill male’s phlem mixes with his baby batter creating an even thicker, stickier, and sort of greenish cum that is blasted out when he sneezes.

Yoel came down with a bad case of the sniffles and when grandma brought him some tissues for that drippy nose he sneezed and hawked a fat cock loogie right in her old lady eye.

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Cock Loogie

The substance that is excreted from a male's ejaculation.

Sammie: Mickey was pegging me so hard that when he pulled out I looked to see why and a cock loogie hit me right in the eye!
Jeannie: oh my gosh! My boyfriend normally puts his cock loogies into his dirty socks.

Cock Loogie by REALST8R October 14, 2020

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Cock Loogie

The substance that is excreted from a male's ejaculation.

Cock Loogie by REALST8R October 14, 2020

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Cock A Loogie

The act of hocking a loogie, only out of your cock. (In other words, for a male to have an orgasm.) Although "cock a loogie" can be used in any situation which involves ejaculation, if one were to be specific in the definition, then it would describe an ejaculation that is rocketed out of the urethra, but does not have the volume to be considered a jizz stream. Other tenses include: cocking a loogie, cocked a loogie, cocks a loogie

Jeez, Sally, if you keep it up like that I think I'm going to cock a loogie!

Sorry, I can't come to the phone right now, I'mn cocking a loogie on your mom right now. Please leave a message and kiss my ass.

Boy: Whay aren't you talking to me?
Girl: Because you cocked a loogie in my eye last night!

Twelve bucks Jimmy cocks a loogie in the first two minutes.

Cock A Loogie by Zack E. December 11, 2008

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Cock-lougie

For a male to ejaculate on someone or something.

I am going to hock a cock-lougie on your face.

Cock-lougie by DuckyMN April 15, 2009

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Cockloogies

Some may call it ball phlegm, but really, it's that sweet babymaking sauce that gets fired onto and into women during lovemaking.

I totally fired cockloogies all over my girl's rack tonight.

Cockloogies by Megatron's Backup February 20, 2013

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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