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Cock jerky 

Slang for old man dick
That wrinkled dick is cock jerky
Cock jerky by Clitcruncher75 July 20, 2017

Cock Jerkers 

Noun, The hands of a gay man or a woman the gives many hand jobs.
Andrew said keep your cock jerkers away from me, you tramp!
Cock Jerkers by Walter Johnson February 21, 2008

Cockjerker 

Noun. A movie with a lot of sex or nudity that inspires one to masterbate. Similar to a tearjerker, but way way better.
"Have you seen the new Mila Kunis movie? It's a total cockjerker."
Cockjerker by Keith Paulson January 8, 2014

cockjerker 

Cockjerker means someone that likes to jerk cock for fun, also used as an insult.
Why did you jerk my cock, tim? You fucking cockjerker!
cockjerker by Simon Says November 8, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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