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cock hand 

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The hand of choice (left or right) in which you primarily utilize in handling cocks (your own, others' etc.)
In the movie Phone Booth, Colin Farrell slaps a prostitute on the hand to which she exclaims: Bitch, you gone done wrecked my cock hand!
cock hand by BDT December 2, 2004
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cock hand 

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A disease that occurs when a dude takes a leak holding his cock in his hand, then proceeds to leave the bathroom without washing.

Each person that man then shakes hands with is infected with cock hand.

Soap will kill all traces of the disease.
Mitch took a leak at taco bell, didn't wash and then proceeded to go back to making tacos. Damn now everyone is infected with cock hand.
cock hand by Lemon Lysol January 29, 2004

General Cock-Hand 

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Referring to Minecraft when someone has more than 64 raw chicken
“Man your a General Cock-Hand.”

cock in hand 

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To go into something 'cock in hand' means to enter it with confidence, not confident that you will succeed but simply confident that you are in fact entering into that endevour.
Robbie walked into math class only to find there was a homework quiz that day. Robbie never did any of his homework and had no idea what they had been studying. But, Robbie wouldn't let it get him down. He went into that quiz cock in hand and failed it with dignity.
cock in hand by PaulLeary December 12, 2006

Second Hand Cock Smoking 

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Verb. One tasting the taste of a cock (usually one's own) by kissing somebody who has just smoked a cock.
So I kissed the bitch after she blew me, and I tasted second hand cock smoking.

Second-hand Cock 

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The recipient of second-hand cock receives a kiss from a person who has just given a blow job.
situational: Your girlfriend is going down on you and her dad comes home. she goes and gives him a kiss and thus he is the recipient of second-hand cock.

usage: My girlfriend gave her dad some second hand cock when he got home.
Second-hand Cock by Jarom Ikari March 7, 2004

cock in hand 

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having ones cock in hand
cock in hand by Chainsaw Charlie November 6, 2007
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Friend 1: Minimap
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