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cock farmer 

one who farms dicks anyway they can, (i.e sucking, taking in the ass)
person1: dude that whore is a cock farmer
person2: ya she sucked it from me yesterday
cock farmer by catkiller May 18, 2008

cock farmer 

Someone who cultivates cock for the purpose of feeding him or herself
cock farmer by Anonymous October 3, 2003

cock fame 

1. You dick is so big it makes you famous.
2. You know how to use your dick so well it has a fame of its own.
3.sperm
4. Your dick is so noice that you are not cool but your noice dick is rocking the cock fame
5. Your double dong Denzel is noice
Stop trying to suck up all my cock fame and steal my dick game punk ass bitch
cock fame by Hoodassnigga November 20, 2017

farmer brown's cock 

Deficating while having anal sex.
To deficate on the penetrating object, be it a penis or any other penetration device or shape.
More specifically, the act refers to a Penis repeatedly penetrating the anal cavity whilst a degree of anal waste it forced out and ejaculation inserted, know as a "Farmer Brown's Cock".
On the way home from the Asian Restaurant, Den suggested that anal sex while deficating would round off a beautiful evening "Don't use the toilet tonight my love, Farmer Brown's Cock is making an appearence."
farmer brown's cock by DjDenudo December 8, 2016

cockfarmer 

A person who is quite appaling, see also twunt.
Did you see Arsene Wenger on Match of the Day, what a cockfarmer?
cockfarmer by unterwasser November 5, 2010

Cockfarmer 

one who sows the seeds of cock over the fields
xxxxx is a cockfarmer!
Cockfarmer by hound January 16, 2004
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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