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cock burger

-noun
pronunciation:'cac-bhurr-grrr
1.Slang,Vulgar. Name for a person who is undesirable company at a poker game or in life.
2.Slang, Vulgar.An act or instance of fellatio.
1. "I don't want to play poker at Carlo's house if that cock burger is going to be there!"

2. Q-"Why are Joel and Lawrence late again?" A-"They stopped for a couple of cock burgers on the way, just deal the cards."
by Tddot December 29, 2006
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Cock burger

A "burger" that consists of a rock hard Cock covered in semen, piss, and if your fucked up blood. It's a popular snack for Postotudes and sluts.
Dexon: Hey My booty bitch Kayla just ate my cock burger!

Nicholas: Nice can I give it a try?

Dexon: I guess I'm bisexual so COME HERE TO DADDY AND GET READY TO CHOKE AND SCREEM SLUT!!!
by JBJB69420 January 28, 2024
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Cock Burger With Cheese

The act of cutting of your unsanatized male genitalia and frying it medium rare on a gas powered grill then smashing it with a hammer afterwards. This would most likely result in placing it on a hamburger bun. (Note it's unsanatized so there will be plenty of dick cheese on the burger, thus it's a burger with cheese).
Paul: Damn john how did you make that cock burger?

John: Dude... it's a Cock Burger WITH CHEESE and I just watched BME pain Olympics for a how to video and it was easy. I''m thinking of serving it up to my girl this weekend so don't get too jealous.

Paul: Ahh my bad bro. Nice cock burger with cheese.
by HowDoYouThinkOfThisShit? April 22, 2017
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cock'n'burger

a cock'n'burger is a buger that a fat person make by running round with a burger bun and splating it on someones cock and biting it off.
only a fat person can have a cock'n'burger
by schnappy February 1, 2010
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Cock Me Burger

When youre face fuckin a bitch wit braces, n she tears yo dick up into a bloody, fleshy, semen filled ground beef.
Homie: bro my bitch gave me that cock me burger!

Me: that prolly hurt!

Homie: it did… a lot…
by CashMoneyK420 February 11, 2023
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cock'n'burger

a cock'n'burger is a buger that a fat person make by running round with a burger bun and splating it on someones cock and biting it off.
only a fat person can have a cock'n'burger
by schnappy February 1, 2010
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cock'n'burger

a cock'n'burger is a buger that a fat person make by running round with a burger bun and splating it on someones cock and biting it off.
only a fat person can have a cock'n'burger
by schnappy February 1, 2010
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