JBJB69420's definitions

Sped Hands

A term I used in the forth grade to get my friend out of trouble because he had paint on his hands and ruined my shirt on "accident". I said some mentally retarded kid with the surname of "Sped Hands" Put the paint on my shirt hence the name.

Luca:crap I got paint your shirt!

Jon: it's fine I'll just tell everyone it was some retard.

Luca: Yeah refer to him as "Sped Hands"!
Jon: Okay!

by JBJB69420 February 7, 2025

Musty busy

A term of when the asshole of your partner is extremely musty and crusty.

Bob: hey Rita's ass was really musty busy
Joe :sounds like Rita.

by JBJB69420 January 23, 2024

Booty Brother

A gay partner who likes asshole playand likes dildos being shoved up all the way into the large intestine. They offen like to dress up in feminine clothing.

Nicholas: that cock burger was good!

Dexon: well it's time to be my booty brother SLUT!!

Nicholas: (gulp) ok then daddy.

by JBJB69420 January 28, 2024

JONFOR1

A Giga Chad with big bowling ball sized balls who leaks the IP addresses of any little degenerate who decides to disrespect him.

JONFOR1 will find you.

by JBJB69420 December 12, 2023

Meat Pizza

A meat pizza is when a lesbian woman is flat on the ground and another one covers the one on the floor with their period blood and later shits or vomits on top of the blood covered lesbian. They later lick the bloody shit vomit mess and spit it in each other's vigaina then they lick it out and vomit it in each other's mouth repeatedly.

Girl 1:Hey wanna make a meat pizza~~~
Girl 2:Im not hungry
Girl 1:No not that kind the you know~~~
Girl 2:In that case I am hungry~~~
Guy 1:WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

by JBJB69420 April 21, 2024

Gorilla Fucker

A person who likes to fuck fat people or fat animals (pisificly gorillas)

Dexon: I got tired of fucking Nick so I fucked a fat gorilla, yes I'm a gorilla fucker.

Kayla: YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME?!?!
Dexon: yes.

by JBJB69420 January 28, 2024

Cock burger

A "burger" that consists of a rock hard Cock covered in semen, piss, and if your fucked up blood. It's a popular snack for Postotudes and sluts.

Dexon: Hey My booty bitch Kayla just ate my cock burger!

Nicholas: Nice can I give it a try?

Dexon: I guess I'm bisexual so COME HERE TO DADDY AND GET READY TO CHOKE AND SCREEM SLUT!!!

by JBJB69420 January 28, 2024