cobwebian 

Cobwebian is a form of speech whereby the speaker uses well known phrases as if he were coining them in present day.

A Cobwebian linguistic might say something like “I know you are but what am I?” With a glint in his eye like he just slayed a worthy opponent with his clever jab.

cobwebian by TheZackmancommeth September 13, 2021

Cobwebbing

The term "cobwebbing" is used to describe a woman who's vaginal cavern has not been explored for a long period of time. So long that the inactivty and lack of any human presence has left the vaginal cavern overwhelmed with the formation of cobwebs.

I haven't had sex in so long, I'm cobwebbing.

Cobwebbing by Jillayyyyyy July 20, 2013

Cobwebbing

When a women becomes so wet during sexual activity that when she closes he legs then reopens them vag-juice strings from thigh to thigh creating a cobweb like appearance

Liz got so turned on by him that when she opened her legs she was cobwebbing

Cobwebbing by Leftfoot12 March 27, 2009

Cobwebbing

The Extremely offencive way of dumping your girlfriend involving shagging her bearback from behind then pulling out and jaffing on your own hand while symoltaniously fleming onto her back to give her the impression that you jizzed on her back and when she turns around to look at you slapping her around the face with a hand full of your own jizz before running out of the joint before she can bite your cock clean off and spit it in your face.

I just cobwebbed my girlfriend... I don't think I like her anymore

Cobwebbing by Richard November 25, 2004