cobb it 

To do something ass-backwards or half ass

Dylan! DON'T Cobb It! FIX it the right way

cobb it by 7INK May 13, 2018

Cobbitment 

When someone takes commitment to a comedic bit, too far.

Can also be seen as Cobbited.

"Hey, did you see James at improv class last night?"

"Yeah, his Cobbitment was real!"

Cobbitment by Cloud Sungay August 20, 2018

cobbitt 

- A cock blocking hobbit.
- The short, ugly, dumpy friend of an attractive girl, that interrupts your conversation with and blocks your access to, her friend.

since the cobbitt was there again last night, it is no surprise that i did not get any action off her friend

cobbitt by 'dris February 1, 2006