cob knobber 

The act of a woman not being able to fit a large penis in her mouth at which point she only able to lick of munch on the side of the penis back and forth in a typewriter movement as if you are nibbling on a ear of corn. This is a true "cob knobber".

Words also used: cob knobbin', cob knob, cob knobbler

Woman to man: "Oh my God! That's so big I can't fit it in my mouth! I will have to cob knob it."

Man to woman: " I hope your a good cob knobber because I an very well endowed,"

cob knobber by Pun_King300 January 27, 2017

cob knobber 

someone who is a lame idiot face

jon: lolz he such a cob knobber

Dan: roflmao gawd

cob knobber by Daniel Stiffwood July 2, 2008

cob knobbler 

A woman (or man, whatever submerges your submarine) who gives awful blow jobs. The name originates from Cobzeus, the Norwegian goddess or corn shucking, who once treated Hermes' penis as a cob of corn.

Yeah, Julia Roberts is really hot, but i heard she was a cob knobbler. And anyways, she's a homewrecker, and she's not hot.

cob knobbler by Hanzeus September 29, 2003

cobnobber

A slang term in the Midwest for a man or woman who performs oral sex on a penis.

Samantha is a total cobnobber. That's why she's my girfriend.

cobnobber by raphaelb7 August 22, 2009

cobknobbler 

one who knobbles the cob.

anyone who drives a Prius is a cobknobbler

cobknobbler by Atom the Impaler July 29, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019