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Coathanger Abortion 

a) to give birth in a horribly messy way
b) to do anything in a horribly messy way
c) an insult to someone without a mother
a) I was a coathanger abortion
b) You're dirtier than a coathanger abortion
c) "Get off my fucking property, you coathanger abortion!"
Coathanger Abortion by MarkWatson January 5, 2006

Coat Hanger Abortion 

The cheapest and most effective way to not have a baby. You can trust me, I'm a doctor.
-Did you help heather with that coat hanger abortion last week?
-Chyea, it was just like making scrambled eggs!
-Gnar chill brah!
Coat Hanger Abortion by Dr. Oz February 20, 2009

Recursive Coat Hanger Abortion 

The process of impregnating a girl, aborting the fetus with a coat hanger, placing the fetus in the girl's anus, having anal intercourse with the girl, impregnating the fetus, aborting the fetus' fetus with the same coat hanger, sticking that fetus in the first fetus' anus and having anal intercourse with the girl and the first fetus, impregnating the second fetus and repeating, ad infinitum
I thought that biddy went to take a shit, but she really was just passing 4 fetuses from her most recent recursive coat hanger abortion.

coat hanger abortion 

something going so wrong it can only be described as such
The doctor cut an artery during my vascetomy surgery...what a coat hanger abortion that was.
coat hanger abortion by Byrddoggg September 21, 2006

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026