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COUCH TOMATO 

A very sexy female television viewer;a sexy female couch potato;a "tomato" seated on a love seat or a divan or a hide-a-bed.
Dam,Wilbur! Will you take a look at Daisy Mae,watchin`television? At 38-22-36,shezza reel`COUCH TOMATO,ain`t she?
COUCH TOMATO by SIDNEY GOLDSMITH November 27, 2003

Couch Tomato 

A person like a couch potato,but instead eats healthy foods.
Ben is a couch potato,but Jen is obviously a couch tomato.All she ever eats is salads.

COUCH TOMATO 

not only is she a couch tomato she is a firebrush.
COUCH TOMATO by Joel Byers March 17, 2004

couch tomato 

Random person: your a couch tomato.
Other person: your fucking retarded.
couch tomato by Not your uncle April 9, 2019

Couch Tomato 

Someone who sits around all day, like a couch potato, but has gained so much weight from doing this, that they can't get up without help from others.
Since Karen lost her job, she has turned into a total couch tomato and doesn't even leave the house anymore.
Couch Tomato by TonyaMC419 February 25, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026