Coůch-stëak

To eat giant steak with your hands on the couch. The steak must be prepared by Big Papa Curly in Benton’s luxury kitchen. If you put sauce on steak you are an embarrassment to your family and please do not try to coüch-stëak as it is against everything the coüch-stëak stands for.

My plan for today is to dominate school and fuck up some books. Then I will come home and coůch-stëak before pregaming the absolute ripper at Benton.

Coůch-stëak by Dinoturtle69 December 7, 2023

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coůch-stëak

(Verb). To eat a bloody steak on the couch with your hands

After going to school and dominating books, I went home and coůch-stëaked before pregaming the absolute ripper of party at my house.

coůch-stëak by Dinoturtle69 December 7, 2023

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Coůch-stëak • couch • couch potato • couch fucker • couch dolphin • couch slut • couch surfing • COUCH TOMATO • Couch Bombing • couch dancing

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