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Quincy on the phone: Hell are ya? Barby is almost ready.

Maks: CMFAO dude. Will be there in time.

Quincy: Swag Broventine
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cmfao • cmao • cmfo • CMAOL • cmeao • cmforeskin • CMFOTP • C.M.F.A.
crying my fuckin ass off

used the same way lmfao is used for laughing my fuckin ass off
A: "Sup B??"
B: "Nuthin Much, CMFAO"
A: "Wut Happened??"
B: "My Girl Dumped Me and Aborted My Baby =["
cmfao by sum real shit January 4, 2008
"ahh! i'm cussing my fuckin..."

...
"dude, you can just say cmfao. duh."
bad boy: i hear that Gerard Way died.
johnny: omg noo MCR is the best cmeao!
cmeao by thatemoconfusion June 21, 2020
crying my ass off.

used just like lmao is used to abriviate laughing my ass off
1: "Sup 2??"
2: "Nuthin Much, cmao"
1: "Wat Happened??"
2: "I Got Dumped =["
cmao by sum real shit January 4, 2008
Acronym for 'Crying My Face Off.' Often used in games after losing to another player or when speaking emotionally online about relationships or anything related to crying.
I can't believe I lost! I'm going to bed CMFO.

When she dumped me I was CMFO, but later I was like WTF!?
cmfo by mercboyan January 13, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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