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a bitch that plays minecraft and is bad at it
clxsy is bad at minecraft
clxsy by Dr0st1c June 8, 2024
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Clysygonnaherpaids 

The combination of various sexually transmited diseases/infections merged together for maximum effect. Results of contracting this fatal disease include uncontrolable produce of excrament at a rapid rate and seamen spurting from the the rectum as well as the presence of various discouloured boils on the sexual organs.
damn bitch, you are showing classic signs of clysygonnaherpaids...i aint hittin that shit for free.
Clysygonnaherpaids by Big mo' May 17, 2009
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"oh hey CLOSY how are you?" "doing fine, all 35 of my kids just played minecraft together!"
Closy by ERAHN YEAGURE July 14, 2021
A cute clumsy lovable teddy bear who has a really weird voice and his best friend is a weird small girl who loves jacob
I wish I had a clusy
Clusy by Clusy March 8, 2015

clasyphahiv 

when you have chlamydia, syphillis, and HIV all at the same time
After a long night of successful sneak thieving, Dae'kwon got a hooker an caught himself clasyphahiv.
clasyphahiv by SNEAK THIEF December 9, 2008
An abbreviation that means, “Cool, See ya, Respect”, as in, “Hey, ya’ll, I’m out!”, and then everyone replies, “Cool, see ya, respect!” derived from urban slang abbreviations CL (cool), SYA (see ya), F (Press F for Respect - a gamer term originating from Call of Duty).
Me, leaving a group chat: l8tr, ya’ll
My friend: clsyaf
clsyaf by moxievonhoopla September 11, 2020
clxssv is a cool editor 💕💞💓💗💖💘💝😎
“did you watch clxssv new edit?”
clxssv by swaggydictionary May 9, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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