combining the verb "to chutch", or to masturbate while weeping, with a "touchdown".
IE, a chutchdown is a touchdown scored during a particularly emotional or crucial part of the game, resulting in a key paradigm shift of the game's flow. the score is so sweet that it is worth masturbating over, but occurs at such an emotional time that the masturbator weeps. hence, "chutching" during a touuchdown.
Raghib Ismail's first kick off return for a score vs. Michigan in 1990 was one of the best chutchdowns in human history.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.