combining the verb "to chutch", or to masturbate while weeping, with a "touchdown".
IE, a chutchdown is a touchdown scored during a particularly emotional or crucial part of the game, resulting in a key paradigm shift of the game's flow. the score is so sweet that it is worth masturbating over, but occurs at such an emotional time that the masturbator weeps. hence, "chutching" during a touuchdown.
Raghib Ismail's first kick off return for a score vs. Michigan in 1990 was one of the best chutchdowns in human history.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)