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cluster fuckery

1) The act of a chaotic, uncontrollable, frazy time - usually related to wreaking havoc in the name of fun.

2) Scenario's - generally work related - that show zero sign of positivity and follow the trend of bad to worse.
1) Are you down for some cluster fuckery this weekend?

2) This project is so full of cluster fuckery we'll never get done in time.
by !BlackDeath! December 7, 2007
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cluster fuckery

The proccess of cluster-fucking.
Are you up for some cluster fuckery this weekend?
by Makenzie Babyy¢¾ May 24, 2008
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chatter boxxer cluster fucker

a chatter boxxer cluster fucker is just that! someone who just doesn't stop pressing the enter button on chat in social networking, and cluster fucker the whole situation. I am pretty good at this...on purpose...just to piss off friends for the hell of it. i am doing it too urban dictionary at the moment.....they can't keep up for shit!
i am the chatter boxxer cluster fucker of all chatter boxxer cluster fuckers!
by kwu2 March 9, 2011
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cluster-fuckered

How your head feels when you become both bewildered and over-whelmed by everything trying to crash down around you.
Random person: Hi, how's are you?
creehazy: Cluster-fuckered.
by creehazy July 28, 2008
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clusterfuckery

a mess of confusion, disorganization, bungling or incompetence
I woulda been on time if not for the heinous clusterfuckery of traffic.

The meeting was a solid hour of clusterfuckery.
by Lynn January 23, 2004
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clusterfucker

The person who is in charge (usually military) at the time of a clusterfuck. This person is usually inept at his/her job, and has used all possible resources to carry out a simple, straightforward task, only to start a cataclysmic chain of events.

One who clusterfucks, or has been clusterfucking. Can also be referred to as one who has been up to a bit of clusterfuckery.
1. "But General, I asked the Lieutenant to polish the big red button not push it. I know we have inadvertently started a major nuclear war with the worlds biggest superpower, but it should be that clusterfucker Corporal facing the firing squad, not me Sir."

2. "That window cleaner has not only made the windows dirtier, but he's also smashed four pains of glass and killed my dog! Well, I suppose I'd better go and give that clusterfucker his money before I phone the glazier and find the spade."

3. "I wish I wasn't such a useless clusterfucker."
by clusterfukr January 2, 2010
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Clusterfuckers

Clusterfuckers: the uniquely American response to the COVID-19 Pandemic; whereby large groups of flag-waving, Constitution-citing, conservative rednecks assert their “right” to gather en masse with no regard for social distancing or face coverings when in actuality said clusterfuckers have never read the Constitution nor understand what’s actually written in the document.
Tom: Did you see all those clusterfuckers at the Trump rally?
Dave: Yeah! It’s the latest trending COVID-19 hotspot now. Stupid clusterfuckers!
by Seamus Teague August 9, 2020
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