clumpzy

An acute level of clumsiness brought on by ingesting copious amounts of alcohol and/or illicit drugs.

I can’t believe she had me pick up her clumpzy ass at her boss’ house.

by Hurricane Alli July 12, 2024

Clumpy Carpet

when a man ejaculates on a woman's pubic hair

"Dayum baby I wana Give you a Clumpy Carpet"

by JR9969 March 17, 2014

Clumpy

A homeless man with middle fingers missing on both hands, giving the appearance of crab like claws instead of hands - or clumps.

A Clumpy is also a popular dance move, where a person walks sideways like a crab and imitates picking up cans with their outermost fingers. An odd, distorted face usually accompanies these movements.

Look out for Clumpy down that alley, he'll be after your cans!

by ClumpyLover July 20, 2011

Clumpy Cum

The viscous ejaculation from a dehydrated man, that looks more like glue than cum

Baby, no one likes clumpy cum .... have a drink

by Darryl Warren February 26, 2007

clumpy bum

When fat girls wear skinny jeans, leggings or any tight pair of trousers for to long and it makes their ass roll like Swiss cheese. The girls that usually have clumpy bum are usually very morbidly obese and wear seventeen layers of makeup. They look like a canvass that wears a crop top and has rolls or their ass

“Dayum girl loose some weight you got that clumpy bum”

by BlackIlI October 16, 2019

Clumpsy

To be perfectly unperfect. To have flaws and problems like everyone else,
and still be a totally amazing awsome person at the same time.

Mike: Amby farts alot but i still think shes awsome. Shes so Clumpsy.

by Holmicha6000 February 17, 2009

Clumpsy

Having a combination of fatty clumps and being a clumsy awkward person.

Javier is a clumpsy person, he's so big and fat with clumpy rolls that he has a problem walking, in fact he has a clumsy waddle.

by Clumpsybiggins March 15, 2017