clumpzy 

An acute level of clumsiness brought on by ingesting copious amounts of alcohol and/or illicit drugs.

I can’t believe she had me pick up her clumpzy ass at her boss’ house.

clumpzy by Hurricane Alli July 12, 2024

Clumpy Carpet 

when a man ejaculates on a woman's pubic hair

"Dayum baby I wana Give you a Clumpy Carpet"

Clumpy Carpet by JR9969 March 17, 2014

Clumpy 

A homeless man with middle fingers missing on both hands, giving the appearance of crab like claws instead of hands - or clumps.

A Clumpy is also a popular dance move, where a person walks sideways like a crab and imitates picking up cans with their outermost fingers. An odd, distorted face usually accompanies these movements.

Look out for Clumpy down that alley, he'll be after your cans!

Clumpy by ClumpyLover July 20, 2011

Clumpy Cum 

The viscous ejaculation from a dehydrated man, that looks more like glue than cum

Baby, no one likes clumpy cum .... have a drink

Clumpy Cum by Darryl Warren February 26, 2007

clumpy bum 

When fat girls wear skinny jeans, leggings or any tight pair of trousers for to long and it makes their ass roll like Swiss cheese. The girls that usually have clumpy bum are usually very morbidly obese and wear seventeen layers of makeup. They look like a canvass that wears a crop top and has rolls or their ass

“Dayum girl loose some weight you got that clumpy bum”

clumpy bum by BlackIlI October 16, 2019

Clumpsy 

To be perfectly unperfect. To have flaws and problems like everyone else,
and still be a totally amazing awsome person at the same time.

Mike: Amby farts alot but i still think shes awsome. Shes so Clumpsy.

Clumpsy by Holmicha6000 February 17, 2009

Clumpsy 

Having a combination of fatty clumps and being a clumsy awkward person.

Javier is a clumpsy person, he's so big and fat with clumpy rolls that he has a problem walking, in fact he has a clumsy waddle.

Clumpsy by Clumpsybiggins March 15, 2017