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CLT Sprain 

Whenever someone cites an 'injury' for not playing, practicing, or competing. Comes from 'clit sprain', which said person has torn, sprained, strained, impinged, or tweaked their clit.
Person one: 'I can't practice today, my leg/shoulder/arm/knee/etc. is hurting me'
Person two: 'Aww little baby, did you have a CLT sprain?'
Person three: 'Yeah dude, shut the fuck up and train'.
CLT Sprain by MarkRippetoe August 22, 2012

Lick my cl*t where I s**t 

A classy but sassy way to tell someone to F*** off
-Lick my cl*t where I s**t- To tell someone to f**k off

Person A- yo lemme get that bag of doritos

Person B-Lick my clit where I sh*t

lick my cl*t where I sh*t 

When excreting bodily fluids while preforming sexual relations on a penguins while a sexual predator walrus watches from a far
I would say lick my cl*t where I sh*t at the zoo but I am not allowed at southwicks