clt's

clt's are the best form of tits around not 2 big not 2 small but perfect

wow toni has the cutest little titty's i have ever seen. i want to suck them soooooo much

clt's by winston September 20, 2004

CLT Sprain 

Whenever someone cites an 'injury' for not playing, practicing, or competing. Comes from 'clit sprain', which said person has torn, sprained, strained, impinged, or tweaked their clit.

Person one: 'I can't practice today, my leg/shoulder/arm/knee/etc. is hurting me'
Person two: 'Aww little baby, did you have a CLT sprain?'
Person three: 'Yeah dude, shut the fuck up and train'.

CLT Sprain by MarkRippetoe August 22, 2012

Lick my cl*t where I s**t 

A classy but sassy way to tell someone to F*** off

-Lick my cl*t where I s**t- To tell someone to f**k off

Person A- yo lemme get that bag of doritos

Person B-Lick my clit where I sh*t

Lick my cl*t where I s**t by WonderBread421 October 2, 2020

lick my cl*t where I sh*t 

When excreting bodily fluids while preforming sexual relations on a penguins while a sexual predator walrus watches from a far

I would say lick my cl*t where I sh*t at the zoo but I am not allowed at southwicks

lick my cl*t where I sh*t by Jellybelly42000 October 2, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019