Definitions by Swagnamite7700

Clownpie 

When someone gives you a clownjob and you finish, they take your cum, preserve it and blend it into a whipped cream, make a pie out of it and throw it in your face.

After Bonzo finished giving Fart Shartly his nightly clownjob, he pranked him by hiding behind his office door, jumping out and giving him a clownpie straight to the face.

Clownpie by Swagnamite7700 May 3, 2019

Clownjob 

When someone who's dressed as clown gives you a blowjob, but you have a squeaky clown nose on the tip of your dick and every time they bop their head up and down, the nose squeaks.

Girl: "So tell me what kinda crazy shit you into honey"
Guy: "Well, I'd say my strangest kink is clownjobs. It's hot and hilarious"

Clownjob by Swagnamite7700 July 5, 2018

1000 degree knife 

A knife that has been heat until it reaches 1000 degrees Fahrenheit. Can cut through almost anything including children's toys, butter, soap, and the World Trade Center, etc.

"How did you lose your Dad?" He was in a building when it was struck by a 1000 degree knife.

1000 degree knife by Swagnamite7700 January 1, 2017

Narcissist 

Someone on Urban Dictionary who submits their own name as a definition, giving anyone with that name, including themselves, a compliment.

These narcissists keep sending in definitions about themselves! What should we do? Whatever, lunch break, just put it in.

Narcissist by Swagnamite7700 January 1, 2017