clown nosing 

When a woman is on her period and sits on a man's face leaving him with a red nose.

Julie and Greg were clown nosing.

clown nosing by Chilidoggin January 14, 2008

Clown nosing 

Similar to "brown nosing" someone influential for your own personal gain, except you're sucking up to someone who can't do you any good because they lack intelligence, credentials and merit.

"Look at that dumb fool clown nosing the school janitor."

Clown nosing by Happy Sam August 14, 2006