clovesexual

someone attracted to men, women, and clovers

person 1: are you attracted to men or women

person 2: im a clovesexual.

by joejamer December 14, 2025

colesexual

Being colesexual means to be straight but gay for the beautiful human being that is Cole Sprouse

I was gay bu when I saw Cole I imidiatly turned colesexual

by Jake Peraltas diary April 4, 2019

colesexual

Colesexual is when you are deeply attracted to Cole Sprouse.

"omg Cole spouse is so hot"
"omg are u colesexual?!"

by strawb3rry lac3s December 31, 2020

clopsexual

Literally beastiality.... The Bronies who want to have sexual relations with My little Pony Characters. Creepy as hell, but it's a real sexuality according to the apparent 30-60 thousand clopsexuals.

(No offence but fucking Ponies is beastiality and that's fucked up)

Son: Mom, Dad, I'm Clopsexual....
Mom: What?
Son: Clopsexual
Dad: Well... That's beastiality/
Son: JUST ACCEPT ME!!!! (storms out)

by lwils April 8, 2016

Colesexual

when you are in love with the most beautiful and hottest man on this world cole sprouse no matter what gender you are.then you are colesexual.

I only find Cole Sprouse attractive.I’m colesexual.

by bugheadxfeelings June 5, 2019

cloussexual

The sexuality for being sexually or romantically attracted to clous

"Hey are you cloussexual?"

"Yeah, I'm cloussexual"

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

by KillerHamsters June 4, 2021

Clopsexual

When someone identifies them self as being willing to have sexual relationships with fiction characters from "My Little Pony"

Person 1: Did you hear the Maddy is Clopsexual?
Person 2: What the hell is that?
Person 1: That means that she wants to fuck fictional pony's
Person 2: That's so fucked up!

by clopsexual July 5, 2016