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clopsexual 

Literally beastiality.... The Bronies who want to have sexual relations with My little Pony Characters. Creepy as hell, but it's a real sexuality according to the apparent 30-60 thousand clopsexuals.

(No offence but fucking Ponies is beastiality and that's fucked up)
Son: Mom, Dad, I'm Clopsexual....
Mom: What?
Son: Clopsexual
Dad: Well... That's beastiality/
Son: JUST ACCEPT ME!!!! (storms out)
clopsexual by lwils April 8, 2016

Clopsexual 

When someone identifies them self as being willing to have sexual relationships with fiction characters from "My Little Pony"
Person 1: Did you hear the Maddy is Clopsexual?
Person 2: What the hell is that?
Person 1: That means that she wants to fuck fictional pony's
Person 2: That's so fucked up!
Clopsexual by clopsexual July 5, 2016

cloutsexual 

A person who changes their sexuality for clout
most of all the girls in 6th grade are cloutsexual
cloutsexual by I'M A REAL G H O S T February 2, 2021

clopsexual 

Someone attracted to ponies, specifically MLP.
Did you here about Brian?
Yeah, I can't believe he's a clopsexual.
clopsexual by Just Me12 September 19, 2016

Clonosexual 

To have sex with ones clone.
Ben: I wonder if any of those guys in the clone army had sex with one another?
Sido-Dyas: Yeah that would make them a bunch of clonosexuals.
Clonosexual by WankerB December 14, 2013

CrossSexual/Xsexual 

Refers to a straight man who naturally prefers the role of bottom/receiver or a straight woman who naturally prefers the role of top/giver during intercourse with a partner of the opposite sex.

"Cross-Sexual or Xsexual generally refers to a straight/cishet man who is anal erotic, i.e a bottom or receiver who prefers being the receptive partner during sex with a woman, or a straight/cishet women who is a top or giver, preferring to be in the giving or penetrative role during sex with a man.

"As members of a romantic and/or sexual minority, 'a group whose sexual identity, orientation or practices differ from the majority of the surrounding society,' both challenging notions of supposedly hardwired biological designs and copulatory drives and breaking with heterosexual social/cultural norms by not complying with assigned sex roles, cross-sexuals/xsexuals might be considered members of the GSRM, "Gender, Sex, or Romantic Minorities," offshoot of the LGBTQIA+ community." - From "X Marks the Spot: Introducing the CrossSexuals" by Xadie Hawkins
In the 2013 Huffpost article, "He's a Straight Man . . . and He is a Bottom," Renato Barucco, author and sexual health advocate, shares the stories of Ben, a straight man who is an anal erotic, sexually receptive bottom, and Lisa,a straight woman who is a "very happy top"; each of them might be described as CrossSexual/Xsexual.
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