Cloven Stink Hoof

A particularly large, unruly, malodorous, and sinister looking vagina, often known to elicit strong feelings of fear and dread in unsuspecting sexual partners.

Upon finally seeing her cloven stink hoof after six long months of taking it slow, Satan wept.

Cloven Stink Hoof by hansoloist23 June 16, 2008

Cloven Clump 

A rather beefy looking Camel Toe - One that looks as though it has been working out and consuming protein drinks regularly

"Well, just look at that Cloven Clump and ya know who wears the pants in that marriage"

Also Referred to as: Camel Toe, Moose Paw, Axe Wound and about 10,000 others.

Cloven Clump by Kal-El August 8, 2003

Cloven hoof 

It is similar to a camel toe. Looks like a triangle where the shape of the vagina is. More noticeable in leggings and tight cotton pants.

“Wow look at her cloven hoof..”

“That cloven hoof is long”

Cloven hoof by Clovenhoofmaster July 28, 2018

cloven hoof 

1. the mark of Satan
2. a symbol of disgrace or infamy

"And be sure to massage his cloven hoof!"
(from 'Two Weeks Notice')

cloven hoof by emilymc124 May 4, 2006

cloverleaf

A series of on~ramps & off~ramps of a freeway that look like a 4~leaf clover.

When we took a wrong turn on the freeway in Houston, it took us an hour to go thru all the cloverleaf on~ramps & off~ramps to get back to where we needed to be!

cloverleaf by Starchylde May 21, 2016

Clopening 

Clopening is what one does when an erratic work schedule requires that one works until closing time on a given day, and then that they open on the next day. Variations include "Clopen," "Clopener," etc.

Andy: "Man, babe. I really hate my work schedule. They have me closing tonight, and then I open tomorrow. I'll never get any sleep."

Brenz: "Yup, they have you working a Clopening shift!"

Clopening by MadFocus November 27, 2012

Coventrated 

Meaning: Total obliteration of a town via military attack

Word is coined by the Nazis during WWII after the city of Coventry in England was destroyed during an air raid on November 14, 1940. Today known as part of a series of attack called Coventry Blitz

luftwaffe dude: coventry has been coventrated sir
hitler: lol

Coventrated by funeralghee December 11, 2011