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In school where people in groups take up space in a hallway talking cause tight traiffic in the school

Sorry I was late for class there were so many clots in the hallway

Clots by Aaayboi September 14, 2017

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clots

(noun): red spots (and streaks) left on your penis after you have penetration (vaginal) sex with a female who is having her period.

After several dates and several excuses Ruth finally gave in and let me mount her when she had her period. She figured it was safe, that she couldn't get pregnant then.

clots by J.R. J. February 26, 2004

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clots

the red dots that your female lover picks off your cock after she has fucked you whilst on her period

She was on the rag last night but I pushed it aside and mounted her anyway. When we were done, she turned the light on and picked the clots off Willy.

clots by Jake February 20, 2004

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Knot Clots

Small, round, hard fecal pellets created from lack of fluids and dehydration. Often accompany constipation and are difficult to pass without force and grimacing pain.

Monday morning was hell on Ron's ass. His weekend binge drinking left him on the crapper with bad Knot Clots.

Knot Clots by Eaton Holgoode May 25, 2015

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Dirt Clots

Remanants of fecal matter. Often found clinging around the bum hole or knotted up in ass hair. See clingons. Dirt Clots may also form around the head of the penis when having anal sex with a dirty partner.

I got mud butt today. I can feel the dirt clots down there. Need a re-wipe.

Roger had sex with a prostitute. Her ass was full of dirt clots.

I suggest your girl does an enema before anal braaaaahhh. Otherwise, expect dirt clots.

Dirt Clots by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017

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shit clots

too much shit in your head or in your body

What the fuck are you thinking you fucking shit clots in your head

shit clots by henryyyy June 23, 2008

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dropping clots

Having a period; menstruating. Referring to clots of blood exiting the body during a woman's time of the month.

Jane's been so cranky lately. She must be dropping clots!

dropping clots by Rosenrot84 January 29, 2015

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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