clot buster
clot buster by Clotbuster March 3, 2016
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Alaskan Clot Buster
A seasonal ritual involving a frozen tampon soaked in Fireball whiskey, inserted and detonated during peak menstruation to “shock the system” and “blast the blockage.” Often accompanied by a chant of “Cold never bothered me anyway.
Jake: “Bro, she said her cramps were worse than finals week.”
Trent: “So what’d you do?”
Jake: “Hooked her up with the Alaskan Clot Buster. Ten minutes later, she was doing snow angels in her own blood.”
Trent: “Respect.”
Trent: “So what’d you do?”
Jake: “Hooked her up with the Alaskan Clot Buster. Ten minutes later, she was doing snow angels in her own blood.”
Trent: “Respect.”
Alaskan Clot Buster by RedTundra69 July 15, 2025
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coltbuster
When a female is riding a male reverse cowgirl style, and forces ejaculation by squeezing his testicles to the strongest extent of her muscles.
coltbuster by JarronJames April 17, 2017
coltbuster
When a female is riding a male reverse cowgirl style, and forces ejaculation by squeezing his testicles to the strongest extent of her muscles.
coltbuster by JarronJames April 17, 2017
Clogbuster
Clogbuster by Clogbuster May 2, 2021
Clogbuster
Dude: "just analed this chick from the bar, it was a real clogbuster"
Dude #2: "that's fucken nasty"
Dude #2: "that's fucken nasty"
Clogbuster by Clogbuster May 2, 2021
Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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