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Alaskan Clot Buster

A seasonal ritual involving a frozen tampon soaked in Fireball whiskey, inserted and detonated during peak menstruation to “shock the system” and “blast the blockage.” Often accompanied by a chant of “Cold never bothered me anyway.
Jake: “Bro, she said her cramps were worse than finals week.”
Trent: “So what’d you do?”
Jake: “Hooked her up with the Alaskan Clot Buster. Ten minutes later, she was doing snow angels in her own blood.”
Trent: “Respect.”

coltbuster 

When a female is riding a male reverse cowgirl style, and forces ejaculation by squeezing his testicles to the strongest extent of her muscles.
He was having a great time in bed, until she gave him a coltbuster.
coltbuster by JarronJames April 17, 2017

coltbuster 

When a female is riding a male reverse cowgirl style, and forces ejaculation by squeezing his testicles to the strongest extent of her muscles.
He was having a great time in bed, until she gave him a coltbuster.
coltbuster by JarronJames April 17, 2017

Clogbuster

When you are ass fucking a woman and you cum in her anal cavity, then she shits it out
dude: "just analed this chick from the bar, it was a real clogbuster."
Clogbuster by Clogbuster May 2, 2021

Clogbuster

When you're ass fucking a woman and you cum in her ass, then she shits it out.
Dude: "just analed this chick from the bar, it was a real clogbuster"
Dude #2: "that's fucken nasty"
Clogbuster by Clogbuster May 2, 2021