clot buster

Busting a nut when your girl has a heavy flow.

I had to have it, so I gave my girl a clot buster.

by Clotbuster March 3, 2016

Alaskan Clot Buster

A seasonal ritual involving a frozen tampon soaked in Fireball whiskey, inserted and detonated during peak menstruation to “shock the system” and “blast the blockage.” Often accompanied by a chant of “Cold never bothered me anyway.

Jake: “Bro, she said her cramps were worse than finals week.”
Trent: “So what’d you do?”
Jake: “Hooked her up with the Alaskan Clot Buster. Ten minutes later, she was doing snow angels in her own blood.”
Trent: “Respect.”

by RedTundra69 July 15, 2025