closk

When you shower, but you're in a rush so you don't wash your hair. It's mostly a body-rinse-and-face-wash type of deal.

"When I woke up this morning, I felt a little greasy due to the sweats and chills that come along with my reoccurring night terrors. I was running late to work, and didn't want to have wet hair, so I closked and was on my way!"

by stocklizard February 23, 2017

Closk

Small, furry woodland creatures that inhabit the forest moon of Endor. The mammaloid bipeds have microscopic genitalia which compells them to overcompensate their lack of manhood by overachieving in other areas.

My friend who plays fantasy football is such a Closk, it is no wonder he is into guns.

by Colonel Angus Esquire November 23, 2020