Closet Weeb

Closet Weeb - A weeb/weebs madly obsessed with anime and they don't admit to other people that they are in-fact weebs.

Brandon was enjoying another episode of Bible Black with his dany body pillow . His friend Dumala asked him the next day "Hey Ronald! are you a weeb?" Brandon responded saying "I don't care about anime at all" even though he watches it all the time. Dumala then said "you sure you aren't a closet weeb Little Ronald?" Brandon responded saying "I'm not one of them"

Closet Weeb by ProudestWeebEver May 9, 2017

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Closet weeb

Someone who avidly denies that they are a weeb even if they are one - may involve insulting other weebs to hide their own weebiness

"Hey zuke, are you a weeb"
"No, you are the weeb trash, I don't watch that garbage you weeb"
"but you do watch it, you closet weeb"

Closet weeb by andyforlaifu February 15, 2020

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Closet Weeb

A weeb that never likes to acknowledge that he/she is a weeb. They will often insult other weebs, or say that the anime that they are watching is “too mainstream” These closet weebs often watch Naruto or Dragon Ball, and often say “they’re to mainstream to be an anime” But we all know that they are a weeb.

Mike likes Dragon Ball Z and makes fun of Daniel for being a weeb. He likes saying that he isn’t a weeb, but Daniel always calls him a closet weeb

Closet Weeb by Sexydonut223 May 19, 2020

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closet weeb

A weeb who does not admit to themselves that they are a weeb, ie. Josh

Josh is such a closet weeb.

closet weeb by Asjdjciis April 6, 2017

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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