closet pevert

a closet pervert is someone who act like they arent a pervert but the actually are

Regan (at school): im not a pevert or a closet pervert
Regan(at home):hay sierra look at this meme about dick cakes
sierra: regan your such a closet pevert

closet pevert by elliebaby2002 November 27, 2017

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closet pervert

A person who pretends to not be perverted, but really is.

I saw Sam staring at her ass, he is such a closet pervert.

closet pervert by that bbw chick March 13, 2015

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Closet Pervert

This term has its origins in Japan, where Japanese perverts share a common addiction: They love dirty school girl's panties.

NOT, and I repeat NOT the same thing as a gay man who hasn't left the closet yet.

Closet pervert is a term generally used to describe creepy men who seem as though they're hiding a nasty (very nasty) fetish from the world.

Fujiki: That man is creepy.
Sarah: He must be a closet pervert.

Closet Pervert by vivaci January 19, 2010

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closet pervert

closet pervert - noun - Ebisu on Naruto

Naruto: Ahhgg!! Why are you here?!

closet pervert by Magik November 26, 2004

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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