a fuckin stoner that wont admit hes a fuckin stoner. these people are usually gay...or just a dumbass
derives from closet humper: a person who humps closets, or one that is ashamed of their lifestyle
derives from closet humper: a person who humps closets, or one that is ashamed of their lifestyle
by Drew Fergy October 27, 2003
Get the closet hempermug.