Closet Freak

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Someone who looks and acts innocent in public, but becomes a huge sexual freak behind closed doors.
The one you wouldn't suspect.

Kristy only ACTS like a goody two shoes. She's really a MAJOR Closet Freak.

Closet Freak by Clarissa To May 6, 2006

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Closet Freak

a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets

Freddie fucked Jenny, the closet freak.

Closet Freak by kEez August 23, 2005

Related Words

closet freak girl • closet freak • late night closet freak • Closet • Closet Keeper • closet case • closet slut • closet whore • closet boy • closet hoe

closet freak

a person who likes to get it on in a closet, or behind the scenes. But in public they are conservative, but always are thinking something perverted.

jeez, that nicole is one huge closet freak, but i'd tap that ass.

closet freak by Mastor Bator August 29, 2003

Closet Freak Girl

one who is a caffene addict
one whos love for the music of the 80's knows no bounds

sexy bitch.

"look at that ass! That one is a closet freak girl"

Closet Freak Girl by Anonymous March 28, 2003

closet freak girl

Lover of the limp pen0s.

closet freak girl by Anonymous March 27, 2003

closet freak girl

pocket sized bundle of fun. Has an inexplicable urge to defend stinking communists

closet freak girl by Anonymous March 28, 2003

closet freak girl

sacred protector of teh weaky wang.

closet freak girl by Anonymous March 27, 2003

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026