clonge 

A French clunge. For those for whom the word 'clunge' is just too graphic, this spelling and pronunciation give the word a whole new sophistication. (Created by my six-year-old daughter who started learning French - and slang words for human bits - this year.)

J'ai mal a la clonge. (I've got clunge-ache.)
Mummy has a hairy clonge.

clonge by Bognor August 19, 2006

Clonge 

To clone incorrectly; Corrupted DNA; The Opposite of Clone High

"Doctor wait! You've mixed the incorrect genetic specimens! We've made Clonges!"
"Ah well, put them with the rest of the Clonges..."
The Nurse stacks the babies on a cart and rolls them out of the room.

Clonge by puddlespond May 5, 2021

clone high 

verb, noun:

to leave hanging, to be left hanging, a cliffhanger.

Coined when the second season of the popular animated television series, Clone High, was abruptly cancelled, leaving viewers to agonize over the first season's cliffhanger: did Abe pick Joan or Cleo?

A: Then, the man dragged his bloody stump toward the window and suddenly--oh gotta' go, my pizza's here.

B: Suddenly what? Hey! Don't clone high me, man!

clone high by titmousicus March 14, 2011

cloggernaut 

What you call yourself after clogging many a toilet with your poops during your travels. A pun on the Juggernaut from the comic books.

Yup, I've clogged many a hotel toilet while traveling, more than I can count. I am the Cloggernaut! Clogger of toilets!!

cloggernaut by LonePooper January 25, 2018

Cloner

When a woman's privates become erect when aroused. It is a mixture of the words "clitoris" and "boner" due to the fact that the clitoris becomes erect.

Girl: "Oh my, I have a major cloner right now."
Boy: "Oh boy!"

Cloner by Parker Browne April 27, 2015

No Paper Cloger 

When one produses so much crap in a toilet it clogs it up, and enables it unable to flush.

"Yo bro do not go in there! I just unloaded a no paper cloger!"

No Paper Cloger by FP913 January 4, 2012

Clone Sense 

Like spidey sense, but between to people where one person is a clone of the other

"I knew you were going to email just before you did"
"Must be our clone sense"

Clone Sense by Olau Alexa Clone April 1, 2022