clitweef Share definition Flag 1. someone who pisses you off/irritates you 2. can replace the phrase "piss off" 1. He is being such a clitweef! 2. That's a real fucking clitweef! clitweef by Clitter January 1, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the clitweef mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch