climening

The act of inserting a straw into a man's urethra (usually by a member of the same sex) and then drinking his piss (or cum) out of said straw.

My boyfriend Chase and I tried out climening yesterday and it rocked my world.

by gyattvis March 26, 2024

Clementing

Not so much exaggerating the truth but to bare face lie about random things such as owning many properties, secretly being a millionaire, used to be a professional football player, being popular with the opposite sex.
Normally ‘Clementing’ is done by someone who should know better like a parent showing off to a child, a teacher in front of a class or a work colleague trying to big themselves up
Otherwise know as being a ‘Walter Mitty’. Someone who lives in a constant fantasy state.

John - "Neil's Clementing again'
Paul - 'what's he done?'
John ' Told everyone he just sold 2 flats yesterday for a profit of $50k each as well as having an orgy with the neighbours wife and daughter'!
Paul ' Gee's, the guy's in his 40's, why does he BS so much!

by jolly roger 009 August 19, 2013

climbing class

It's two bros who ocassionaly fuck called Chris and Josh, from Until Dawn.

Hey dude, you ship cimbing class?

What's climbing class?
Two bros who fuck.

by OBAMASDUDEROLL October 9, 2015

Clopening

Clopening is what one does when an erratic work schedule requires that one works until closing time on a given day, and then that they open on the next day. Variations include "Clopen," "Clopener," etc.

Andy: "Man, babe. I really hate my work schedule. They have me closing tonight, and then I open tomorrow. I'll never get any sleep."

Brenz: "Yup, they have you working a Clopening shift!"

by MadFocus November 27, 2012

Urban climbing

Climbing (usually tall) buildings, without a safety harness. Extremely dangerous, since falling from great heights isn't good for your health.

Look at that guy climbing that huge building! Urban climbing looks really dangerous.

by Bas September 22, 2005

climbing hills

To have sex with a fat girl.

I know this guy named Phil who likes climbing hills.

by ryan y May 27, 2006

Clementing

To borrow large sums of money from young Asian girls and run off without paying back

Person A: Bob just borrowed $2000 from Joe and ran off to Hong Kong!
Person B: What a fucking dick. Bob's clementing Joe there.

by Clementdefinition1 November 2, 2013