Not so much exaggerating the truth but to bare face lie about random things such as owning many properties, secretly being a millionaire, used to be a professional football player, being popular with the opposite sex.
Normally ‘Clementing’ is done by someone who should know better like a parent showing off to a child, a teacher in front of a class or a work colleague trying to big themselves up
Otherwise know as being a ‘Walter Mitty’. Someone who lives in a constant fantasy state.

John - "Neil's Clementing again'
Paul - 'what's he done?'
John ' Told everyone he just sold 2 flats yesterday for a profit of $50k each as well as having an orgy with the neighbours wife and daughter'!
Paul ' Gee's, the guy's in his 40's, why does he BS so much!

Clementing by jolly roger 009 August 19, 2013

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climbing class

It's two bros who ocassionaly fuck called Chris and Josh, from Until Dawn.

Hey dude, you ship cimbing class?

What's climbing class?
Two bros who fuck.

climbing class by OBAMASDUDEROLL October 9, 2015

Clopening

Clopening is what one does when an erratic work schedule requires that one works until closing time on a given day, and then that they open on the next day. Variations include "Clopen," "Clopener," etc.

Andy: "Man, babe. I really hate my work schedule. They have me closing tonight, and then I open tomorrow. I'll never get any sleep."

Brenz: "Yup, they have you working a Clopening shift!"

Clopening by MadFocus November 27, 2012

Urban climbing

Climbing (usually tall) buildings, without a safety harness. Extremely dangerous, since falling from great heights isn't good for your health.

Look at that guy climbing that huge building! Urban climbing looks really dangerous.

Urban climbing by Bas September 22, 2005

climbing hills

To have sex with a fat girl.

I know this guy named Phil who likes climbing hills.

climbing hills by ryan y May 27, 2006

Clementing

To borrow large sums of money from young Asian girls and run off without paying back

Person A: Bob just borrowed $2000 from Joe and ran off to Hong Kong!
Person B: What a fucking dick. Bob's clementing Joe there.

Clementing by Clementdefinition1 November 2, 2013

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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