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A good caring person, the man of your dreams
“He’s so cute, his names definitely Cley”
Cley by Cthegoat September 20, 2019
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a beautiful human being who is slowly trying to love herself
Aww cley is so cute
cley by Im stu(DYING) October 16, 2020
Related Words
Cleya • Cley • Cleyes • cleyton • Cleydis • Cleydus • cleyhan • cleynira • Cleyo • cleyrat
Eyes that are abnormally close together.
Krage: Holy shit! That guy has cleyes!
Cleyes by ksisk March 12, 2008
When someone is academically smart but socially stupid.

(has "academic smarts" but has no "street smarts" or "Play ground smarts")
"Yes! I am the first to be done with my test mike!"
"Hey Danny, gullible is writtin in the clouds."
"What! Where!!!"
"Ha! You are such a cleyo Danny!"
Cleyo by Romedog March 16, 2013
Eyes that are way too damn close together. (Close-Eyes)
Peter: OH MAN, look at Greg's cleyes!!! They're fucking so close!!! How can he even see!?
Cleyes by parkeur March 11, 2008
Someone who is terrible or just bad at any form of Video Gaming that is competitive or online. Someone who plays Single-player games because it's easy and requires no effort to beat OR can hack if it gets hard. A loser. Someone who rambles about things you have no knowledge of.
You're not playing to well this match, Can you stop being a Cleyton?
OR
Stop being such a Cleyton and get good at multiplayer video games.
cleyton by Ebenezer Scrouge October 3, 2017
a bad bitch, that’s unique as fuck and don’t need nobody but herself. she is independent, and she is strong. and she’s someone who is amazing to have in your life and they will make your life happy and always make you smile.
kylie: hey , do you know cleynira
london: yea, she’s such and amazing and crazy friend.
cleynira by Dxddy._.cley May 1, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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