clench maxing 

clenching your cheeks for long amounts of time for the health benefits.

person 1 “why did you go goblin mode today?”

person 2 “because i was clench maxing all day”

clench maxing by big brollic ballock basher February 26, 2024

Clinch Maxxing

When a close friend begins acting like a poser. This is an action to be performed strictly in private or online. Clinch Maxxing is frowned upon in most circles.
To say, "I played OG Fortnite", when you obviously didn't is the ultimate Clinch Maxxing Move.

That guy is clinch maxxing all of his friends, and now they don't know what to do do about the longevity of said freindship.

Clinch Maxxing by BOBGOATBOBTHEGOAT January 15, 2024

Clenchmaxing 

Clenchmaxing is the final form of gooning.

When one has redlined their edge, and is deep into the euphoric gooning state, you begin to squeeze the base of your bird until the mushroom reaches maximum plume. You have successfully clenchmaxxed when the post nut clarity brings you down to earth and you realize now you have to patch the gaping hole in your drywall from your atomic chode dumper.

Friend1: Chadwick is crashing on my couch dude.

Friend2: oh no why?

Friend1: bruv was gooning so hard he lost his mind and began Clenchmaxing in his apartment.

Friend2: oh my god what was he thinking.

Friend1: yeah man it’s tragic, dude clenchmaxxed so hard the wall dividing him from his neighbor fell down, and killed his neighbors ferret.

Friend2: damn, I know exactly what that feels like…. Kinda worth it.

Friend1: yeah land lord kicked him out so he’s crashing at my place til he figures out a new place to lease.

Clenchmaxing by The OG Pan January 18, 2024

clenchmaxing 

When you clench your jaw to improve your jawline

You should start clenchmaxing

clenchmaxing by doodman76 January 21, 2024

clenchmaxing 

gen z term for clenching your PC muscles in order to prolong/withhold and orgasm.
In connection with gooning and edging.

clenchmaxing is the new meta? clenchmaxing is hella OP!

clenchmaxing by moshkaslomky January 29, 2024

clenchmaxing 

An exercise of clenching your glutes so hard that a males pelvis area increases in size, It could potentially lead to making your shaft the size of hulks forearm

I started clenchmaxing, ever since then I can't find underwear big enough to fit my johnson.

clenchmaxing by Pissmaster69420 March 21, 2024

Clenchmaxxing

Masturbating really hard.

Hayden is THE sigma clenchmaxxer in our high school he knows everything there is about clenchmaxxing.

Clenchmaxxing by Danexer23 January 15, 2024