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a one who shall get fucked up the anus after a night of drinking in the hottub
Jamie: i got cleeted last night by this really hott guy.
Alyson: LUCKYY BITCHH!
cleet by veronica and Jimmy October 13, 2006
Words you can keep
cyber althlete Amateur League AKA CAL is a league for competitive gamers.

cleet stand for cal leet (cal being the league) and (leet) being gewd
dood i was pubbing in this css server and this fucking cleet kid walked in the server and aced 15 kids with a usp only
cleet by i-kno-the-g-spot-:) July 16, 2006
Related Words
Let me see the cleet (clown feet)
Cleet by Burnt lime September 28, 2022
A cleet is the male version of a clit.
His cleet is HUGE!!

Can I touch da cleet?
Cleet by beatmymeattoshrek July 6, 2024
A cleet is the male version of a clit, while referring to a cleet, if the cleet you're referring to is larger than average, you must call it "Da cleet" as to maintain a form of respect towards the individual.
Woah Bob, your cleet is HUGE!
I have da cleet attached to me!
THATS ONE BIG CLEET!
Cleet by beatmymeattoshrek July 6, 2024

Dread Cleet

The small twiddly bits of toilet tissue that linger amongst and cling to the female labia, after she has wiped away urine.
"my, you sure wind up with a lot of dread cleets after using that value brand toilet tissue"
"her labia was hench and she had bare dread cleets gwarnin."
"i love a girl with plenty dread cleets."
Dread Cleet by Charberto January 21, 2010

Da Cleet 

The phrase, "Da Cleet" stands for a man's dick. (CAN BE SHORT BY SAYING "Cleet.") And which clit means a girls pussy.
Woah that boy is so hot, His Da Cleet must be huge.
Da Cleet by Tricky Hawk December 14, 2023
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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