cleck

A person who has severe intellectual deficiencies who, somehow, bludgeons their way through school and college to a sub-standard university. A wannabe academic, whose awareness of current affairs involves watching Big Brother. Someone who applies to university simply just to pass an inferior BTEC course. Also, it is a reason for them to delay the obligation to find a job. Will probably work as a manager for a high street store in the future, but with little chance of gaining promotion. Thus, a person with a mediocre lifestyle and intelligence.

That stupid girl got three C's in her A-level results. She's now gone to Brookes to study popular music. What a cleck.

by Daniboi January 27, 2007

cleck

cool, very awesome
used to describe a person, place or thing

That outfit is so cleck!

You're so cleck!

That is so not cleck.

by dudio March 2, 2010

Cleck

The image that pops in your mind when you think of a hot model. He is super intelligent, and can name any kind of cheez-it. He's super fast, and super strong, but can really melt your heart if he wants to.

Wow, I just saw this really hot kid, it must be Cleck!

by cleck May 31, 2015

cleck

A word that hipsters use for clock.

"It's 11 o'cleck. Time to make the scene, dude."
"Is your retro Astroby cleck running slow, dude?"

by Lucas Watzenrode May 14, 2019