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cleavey

Cleavey's are very whipped men. They usually walk around in the average cowboy attire and a guitar, walking around singing sad songs about women. They pick one woman, desperately fall head over heels for them, and then they chase after them for the rest of their life. Even when they get married, a Cleavey will sob silently after telling the girl of their dreams, "Congrats" as his dream girl runs off to his dream girl leaves from her wedding to go to her honeymoon with her new Brazilian model husband.

Despite them being totally whipped and sad cowboys, they make excellent partners.
Girl: Man, I'd love to have a someone like you, cleavey.

Cleavey: wtf ashley
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Big Beaver Cleaver

Pablo had a Big Beaver Cleaver which pleased lovers every where.
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Dan Cleavered

Beyond white girl wasted. The absolute mostpoint that anyone can be under the influence of alcohol
"How was last night"
"Mate, I was absolutely Dan Cleavered"
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cleaveland

to describe a woman's cleavage, an area that reveals a woman's breats.
look at that trick tryin to be cute wit her cleaveland all out!
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cleavesdropping

Positioning oneself so close to a female or group of females, that you can actually peer deep down into their cleavage!
Last night we were clubbing and cleavesdropping all the fine women sporting hot summer tees. So fine!
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Cleave

An expression of support and love used to encourage positive or extreme behavior
Friend A: I just found 20$ outside!
Friend B: Cleave
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Hey look at him, it's a trump cock sucker aka cleaversdaddy
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