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Clear bag of hammered shit 

The worst a person could possibly feel, clear for all to see
After drinking all night, the next day at work I felt like a clear bag of hammered shit.

clean-shit 

When you take a shit and you don't have to wipe yourself because it came out clean.
random: wow, I though you took a number 2
another: yeah but it was a clean-shit
clean-shit by stricky September 8, 2007

clean shit 

To shit without needing to wipe
John had just experienced the greatest clean shit ever, he just new he wouldn't have to wipe his ase
clean shit by howard1976 June 5, 2014

the clean shit 

A shit that you feel come out and see in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Guy 1 was taking a shit, but he must have had the clean shit because there was nothing on the toilet paper.
the clean shit by SpySeaGuy77 May 15, 2019

Clean Shit 

When you take a huge shit and barely have to wipe
“I took a clean shit yesterday, I clogged up the toilet and only used 2 wipes”

clean that shit 

Smoking/Vaping dank out of a glass piece. Refers to the smoke that gathers in a glass piece when you start sucking on dat shit.
bitch: lemme hit this shit

*vapor gathers inside water pipe*

faggot: yo clean that shit nigga
clean that shit by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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