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"My husband is a Claydon
Claydon by no yse no November 19, 2018

mrs_claydon 

miss claydon fat crusty vagina of a woman who is to blame for africa's staving mavins
mrs_claydon eats cake at the speed that kyle freeman pulls his small penis with tweezers

Rhys Claydon

You would find yourself doing a Rhys Claydon when you are eating a hot chilli and go to the toilet and your penis swells up to the size a beach volleyball and when you go outside you cant fit through the door so you get a really tonk woman who started life as a man to rub lubricant on it. If you get a boner during this process, this is known as a Rhys Anthony Claydon!!
Gareth Norman: "Damn, you never guess what, I only went and did a Rhys Anthony Claydon"

Judith: "NAHHHHHHHH you got a boner???? I only ever had a Rhys Claydon."

Gareth Norman: "Maybe I should look up Gareth Norman on urban dictionary!!"

Michael Graham Claydon 

Literally the most perfect man on any planet, he is litteraly perfect Michael Graham Claydon is honestly the definition of a man written by a woman. You could say he deserves the world but he doesn't, the world is SHIT and Michael Graham Claydon deserves better than that. And on top of that, he has a PHAT ass
A: Have you seen Michael Graham Claydon?

B: No, but isn't he just great!

A: He is! I love Michael Graham Claydon

clayton kershaw 

Starting pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers. 2011 Cy Young, Gold Glove, and Triple Crown winner for the National League. Wears number 22. Humble and good looking. A fan favorite.
I really hope Clayton Kershaw gets signed to a long term deal!!
clayton kershaw by Dodgerfan27 March 25, 2012

Claymonster 

Proper Noun, masculine and feminine. Plural: Claymonsters. Modernized version of "Claymonter," or one who hails from the community of Claymont, Delaware.

Anyone currently, or formerly domiciled within the unincorporated special district of Claymont, Delaware (at the most north-eastern border, along the bank of the Delaware River), a peaceful community of law-abiding, play hard/work hard, non-shit taking citizens, who will bounce you with a quickness if you think you are coming to Claymont to cause grief.

Specifically excludes any upright, tax-paying citizens voluntarily electing to retain the label of "Claymonter" as a conservative, uptight preference for status quo. All Claymonsters are Claymonters by birth or naturalization. Any Claymonter can become a Claymonster by legendary feat or accomplishment.

As contributed by David L.* on Facebook, "the term 'Claymonster' was started by a gentleman of the name Bobby C. name withheld until permitted. It came to be after being in George's bar Darley Road Tavern for several hours. …”. Claymonster also applies to the original tattoo design by Bobby C., not to be confused with other sad poser tats being drawn by losers.
Bobby C. is the talented artist who designed the "original" Claymonster tattoo and he has the balls to get medieval on a poser wanna-be.

My neighbor has a Claymonster tattoo! Teresa R.* contribution on Facebook.

Hey, when did we start being called "Claymonsters!!!" ... I'm not a Claymonster ... that's stupid and I don't like it.

Claymonsters from the Hill outclass all other Claymonsters for bravery, wit, and ass-kicking side-splitting mischief-making.

The only weapons a Claymonster ever needs is his/her wits, his/her mouth, and his/her balls.
Claymonster by Outlaw Josie April 30, 2013